I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
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See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
i wish i could write a disclaimer on my transcript like “sorry my mental health made existing difficult for a while there”
I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”
this is so cute
This has got to be one of the best things on this entire website